Alternative voting proposal #1: candidate who performs the most authentic rendition of Bela Lugosi's Dead by Bauhaus (full version) wins.
— Tim Atkinson (@Magpiemoth) May 9, 2015
Alternative voting proposal #2 - Zoolander style walk-off.
— Tim Atkinson (@Magpiemoth) May 9, 2015
Alternative voting proposal #3 - all contenders publish photos of their bookshelves. Candidate judged best-read wins.
— Tim Atkinson (@Magpiemoth) May 9, 2015
Alternative voting proposal #4. As #3, but with record collections.
— Tim Atkinson (@Magpiemoth) May 9, 2015
Alternative voting proposal #5 - each candidate to start own microbrewery / make lemonade. Public to sample product and vote accordingly.
— Tim Atkinson (@Magpiemoth) May 9, 2015
Alternative voting proposal #6 - for easy identification, all candidates to have darts style shirts, nicknames and entrance music.
— Tim Atkinson (@Magpiemoth) May 9, 2015
Alternative voting proposal #7 - candidates to open a cafe where voters can sample their afternoon tea and their policies AT THE SAME TIME
— Tim Atkinson (@Magpiemoth) May 10, 2015
Ace! I favour #7.
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