Walking down the Moseley Road with Shutterbug carrying beer in a long-handled bag, each holding one strap. So we look like this.
Magpiemoth strap bag strap Shutterbug
I tell her that we look like a Tie-Fighter, all sides and only a little middle. She looks at me blankly and I realise I’ve just not just stepped over the geek metaphor horizon, I’ve hurtled right across it.
I laugh at myself all the way back to the house.